so this is another thing that happened wehn i couldn't write about it. so we have this big pie eating contest with all the neighbors every year, and a picknik and shit like that. so oscar and i were hanging out in the yard drinking some beers and playing with the liter fluid and shit on the bbq, and pal our ugly mutt with the broke tail is sitting there begging for hamburger meat but jack daniels isn't there and we cant find him anywhere. so we go looking for him so he doesn't run off and get hit by a car again and everybody else is still in the yard talking and shit and drinking beers. theres this dirt driveway we have that goes for a ways before the real road so we go down that way calling for him and when we get to the place where he got hit last time we decide to go back cause he'll probably come back anyway. so we go back inside through the house as a shortcut to get to the backyard and were going thrugh the kitchen and the pies and shit they had for the eating contest are all messed up and all over the floor and stuff and we see jack there all covered in pie sauce just laying on the floor cause he ate to much!! and oscar and I are laughing at this, but were sort of pissed that he messed up the contest, but we dont care as much as pa and his buddies about it cause he always wins it. so were like oh shit, he's going to be pissed so we go back around the other way and act like we didnt see it or anything. I was worried that he's fuck up the dog or something cause hed be so pissed, but he got so drunk he didn't know what the fuck was going on by the time they found out the pies were messed up so i guess jack got off lucky. it took like a week for him to stop vomiting pie thou.